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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
dragongirlfangs
nonplatonicsubtext

because nobody's read twig and nobody should, here's wildbow's funniest queerbait in its entirety below the cut

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nonplatonicsubtext

#on the other its two women failing the bechdel test while they fuck

via @droamiin

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triviallytrue

Wildbow homophobia is so advanced it's unreal. Nobody else is committing hate crimes like this

ungezieferwerden

sorry but this man writes like hes struggling to open a jar

lakesbian

i can't even open the readmore to open again because i know the raw psychological distress induced by having to read that again. oh my god it's taken me five tries to phrase that sentence right because of how distressed i am about the idea of having to read it again. and i still fucked it up. anyway i can't even undergo the ordeal of reading this again but i need to inflict it on everyone who hasn't seen it yet. 'why does tumblr dislike wildbow' Well,

that was painful and i havent even read worm
aspiringwarriorlibrarian
defectivegembrain

No you cannot fix your entire life at 2am. Go to bed.

catgirlwheels

You can fix some of it though! By going to bed.

theuntoaster

Ever since I read a post saying "don't trust yourself after 9pm" whenever I find myself spiralling at 2am I check the time, see it's after 9pm, and remember not to trust myself and just go to sleep. Works wonders. The problems are never as bad in the morning.

luimnigh
luimnigh

Instead of putting out a new more powerful version of the current console generation, like the PS4 Pro and the Xbox One X, I think this generation of console should go back to the traditional method:

A big add-on thing that you plug the original console into to give it new features.

Make them bigger.

19-bellwether

If that’s what the Wii U were, it probably would have sold a lot better. Casual audiences thought it was a Wii accessory anyways.